- Patiently hoping for a Degree
- Piled higher and Deeper
- Professorship? hah! Dream on!
- Please hire. Desperate.
- Physiologically Deficient
- Pour him (or her) a Drink
- Philosophically Disturbed
- Probably headed for Divorce
- Probably heavily in Debt
- Parents have Doubts
- Professors had Doubts
- Pheromone Deprived
- Probably hard to Describe
- Patiently headed Downhill…
- Permanent head Damage
- Pulsating heaving Disaster?
- Potential heavy Drinker
- Professional hair Dresser
- Private house Detective
- Pizza hut Driver
- Pizza Hut Delivery! 24hours..
- Pretty heavily Depressed
- Promised hell Down-the-road
- Pretty Heavy Diaper!
- Processed here, Dammit
