What PhD stands for?

• Patiently hoping for a Degree
• Piled higher and Deeper
• Professorship? hah! Dream on!
• Please hire. Desperate.
• Physiologically Deficient
• Pour him (or her) a Drink
• Philosophically Disturbed
• Probably headed for Divorce
• Probably heavily in Debt
• Parents have Doubts
• Professors had Doubts
• Pheromone Deprived
• Probably hard to Describe
• Patiently headed Downhill…
• Permanent head Damage
• Pulsating heaving Disaster?
• Potential heavy Drinker
• Professional hair Dresser
• Private house Detective
• Pizza hut Driver
• Pizza Hut Delivery! 24hours..
• Pretty heavily Depressed
• Promised hell Down-the-road
• Pretty Heavy Diaper!
• Processed here, Dammit